500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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fruitsofapathy:

SPRING JOKES.

On a side note, I really hate Tumblr’s lack of photoset options.


Up here in the cold thin air I finally can breathe
I know I left a life behind but I’m too relieved to grieve

(Source: hearttopieces)


celloluvr:

My favourite TV Character.

I’m not afraid of my truth anymore, and I will not omit pieces of myself to make you more comfortable.
Alex Elle (via yesdarlingido)

(Source: bookuse)


"I think the second you think that you’re funny is when you stop being funny."

(Source: bellisaro)

praises:

YOU MIGHT GET MARRIED ONE DAY AND GET TO LIVE WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND AND DECORATE YOUR HOME WITH THEM AND DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER LIKE WATCH LATE NIGHT INFORMERCIALS JUST BECAUSE AND SEE THEIR SLEEPY FACE WHEN THEY WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND HAVE A SECRET HANDSHAKE AND BE REALLY WEIRD WITH THEM AND THEY’LL STILL LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT AND IF THE POSSIBILITY OF ALL OF THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU SMILE IDK WHAT WILL